I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.

The best revenge is living well, my dad told me once.

(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.

What was the opposite of linkage blindness? What described being certain of something without any kind of evidence?...The term was faith.

I do what I've trained my whole life to do. I watch the ball. I keep my eye on the ball. I never stop watching. I watch it as it sails past me and lands in the catcher's mitt, a perfect and glorious strike three.

. . . but there's a restraining order in place.' She speaks slowly, choosing her words carefully. 'I'm not supposed to be this close to you.' You were never supposed to be this close to me,' I say, and I have no idea why.

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.