[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a sense of humor.

I'll simply say here that I was born Beatrice Gladys Lillie at an extremely tender age because my mother needed a fourth at meals.

[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

I took up knitting from time to time as a relaxation, but I always put it down again before going out to buy a rocking chair.

Never darken my Dior again!