I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it.

I cared about us. But the cold hard truth was, nothing I said or did could realign the stars.

Because I thought I was in love. And when you think you're in love, you are willing to stick it out and make it work until it is love.

Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?

Nora: What are you planning? Patch: I wouldn't call this planning. I'd call this throwing a Hail Mary with seconds left on the clock.

Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You.

Human reproduction can be a sticky subject—” “Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students