Patch: "It's hard to concentrate on answers with you looking like that.

We all know you're beautiful, Scott.

I learned that I was either crazy in love with you, or putting on the best performance of my life.' -Nora (PG 263)

We need a ride. We're stranded." "We still have two legs, leftie and rightie. Mine are in the mood for exercise. They feel like a nice long walk--ARE YOU CRAZY?" she shrieked. I was standing with the tip of the beach umbrella aimed at the driver's-side window. "What?" I said. "We have to get in.

Hate to disappoint, but no feathers. I came to Earth stripped naked.

Inwardly, I gouged my eyes out.

I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.