Nora: This is crazy. Patch: I'm crazy. About you.

I loved you long before you loved me. It's the only thing I have you beat at, and I'll bring it up every chance I get.

That's really eco-friendly of you," Vee told Marcie. "Recycling Nora's old trash.

I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it.

Human reproduction can be a sticky subject—” “Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students

I needed him like I'd never needed anyone.

Hey now, none of that. You know I don't have one evil bone in my body. Only two hundred and six of them?