You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination?

Citizen's arrest," he said. "Well, that, and Patch told me to.

This is crazy," I told Patch in an undertone. "I'm crazy." He was on the brink of smiling again. "About you.

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

It was bad enough when I thought your ghost was haunting me; I don't think I could handle the real thing.

I want Scott to look at me the way Patch looks at you.

Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.