Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real?" " I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction

Stay with me tonight. Let me hold you even if that's all it is. Let me keep you safe.

Human reproduction can be a sticky subject—” “Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

Are you defending Marcie?” He shook his head. “I don’t need to. She handled herself. You, on the other hand…” I pointed at the door. “Out.

Right now, Vee was the only person I could count on. She could be obnoxious,annoying, and lazy, but she never lied to me.

We all know you're beautiful, Scott.