As in, I wouldn't know normal if it marched up and poked me in the eye.

Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name." Patch to Pepper

One more thing. I sold the mustang. Too conspicuous. Don't get too excited, but I bought you a little something with the extra cash. I heard you've had your eye on a Volkswagen. The owner is dropping it by tomorrow. I paid for a full tank of gas, so make sure she delivers.

I'm not good," he said, piercing me with eyes that absorbed all light but reflected none, "but I was worse.

He nuzzles my neck affectionately. "I love you. I'm happier right now than I ever remember being.

I wasn´t expecting to come home to you, but now that you´re here, I have no intention of letting you leave." Patch :D (p. 295)

If I missed out on some really big action, I’m going to be royally pissed off!