These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!