Even people's dreams don't match the reality of my life. I don't dream, I set goals and accomplish them.

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

Some people like being a big fish in a small pond, others a ferocious shark in the ocean, I rather be the ocean. In the end, fish die.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

I have to keep reminding myself that being famous on earth would be nice but I would rather walk the red carpet in Heaven.

All the little things add up. Whether they were positive or negative, eventually you either see the amazing result or the biggest let down.