They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

I enjoy raining on parades and throwing stones in glass homes.

Set your expectations and goals so high that people think they're impossible, that's when you know you set them too low.

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

I have never had a NY resolution. While you wait each year to make a resolution you never commit to, I get it done everyday.

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

Don't work harder than your competition, be your own competition.