Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You canโt laugh and be angry, you canโt laugh and feel sad, you canโt laugh and feel envious.
Bel KaufmanNever mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers.
Bel KaufmanTo the outside world, of course, this job is a cinch: 9 to 3, five days a week, two months' summer vacation with pay, all legal holidays, prestige and respect. My mother, for example, has the pleasant notion that my day consists of nodding graciously to the rustle of starched curtsies and a chorus of respectful voices bidding me good morning.
Bel Kaufman