All the men on my staff can type.

Nixon impeached himself. He gave us Ford as his revenge.

The inside operation of Congress - the deals, the compromises, the selling out, the co-opting, the unprincipled manipulating, the self-serving career-building - is a story of such monumental decadence that I believe if people find out about it they will demand an end to it.

Maybe we weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one.

I am not being facetious when I say that the real enemies in this country are the Pentagon and its pals in big business.

All the men on my staff can type.

We have done almost everything in pairs since Noah, except govern. And the world has suffered for it.