You have to be kind to people. Treat them decently. There's no excuse for not.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you could have got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

A lot of my shows in the past have been more theatrical than others, but you really get the bug for it when you direct on stage.

You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.

A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is: Who is gonna close?

I dyed my hair for photo tests... I kept it because when am I ever going to be blond again?