The first thing that I really understood politically and was old enough to get was the failed assassination attempt on Reagan.

I think when you have children, it just changes your worldview.

I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style.

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I'm doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it's so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.

I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you could have got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

I have definitely noticed that I care less about certain things. Other actors are like: "You can't do that", or "You can't do this. This will position you in the wrong way." That's not my thing. And obviously so, because you can see I don't craft or cultivate my career.