I find forgiveness to be really healthy.
You wasted $150,000 on an education you could have got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.
I have a promptness problem. I am a promptness-free zone.
Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.
I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.
I just feel like sometimes I'm a force to be dealt with. My talents are sometimes overused and also sometimes underused. It's not easy being me.