After 2000 or so, I started to realize I wanted to be doing something else. I didn't want to be in front of a camera. I was frustrated. I didn't think I would stop acting, but I didn't want to be seen.

You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

I'm a writer. An amateur photographer. An actor.

On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

I like roundtables because you can talk more directly to people. And you also can get kind of a vibe on what a journalist's take is on something, and have a conversation with them more.

It doesn't matter how you get knocked down in life, because that's going to happen. All that matters is that you gotta get up.

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I'm doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it's so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.