You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

I think we all like to see ourselves as good dads, but there's also that fear, 'Oh, I don't want to be like my father,' or, 'I hope my kid doesn't turn out like me.' You know, I have those feelings too. So the key is optimism.

On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

I'm a writer. An amateur photographer. An actor.

I'm human, just like anybody else.

The one benefit of having done all kinds of movies as an actor is, you learn the pros and cons of being tempted to do a really big movie because it costs a lot of money.

People decided that I was the frat guy, even though I've never been inside a fraternity, or the guy who beat them up at school, even though that wasn't me at all.