I had a few miracles happen out there today.

A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.

I know most players do, but I always keep both eyes opened. I still do it. I see two shafts, the real one and the transparent one. I look for what's on the inside edge of the transparent one

It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.