I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.
Ben EltonNo collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
Ben EltonSympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
Ben Elton