For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.

Artists don't create society, they reflect it

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

The worst thing about being a great power is when you're not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.