You never know when you put out an album that's unique whether it'll get beat up for it or not.

Even though I live in America more, I feel like when I go to Adelaide, that's when I get to go home.

Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing.

I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.

I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up, and I haven't changed my music one iota. It's just much easier to do this when people are being nice to you.

And all I really want to say is you're the reason I want to stay.

I'm romantically inclined. No human being on Earth is not attracted to other people. There is no fairy tale that they only have eyes for you. You just choose to act on it or not.