My parents told me I must get married. I was seen as a failure if I didn't do it.

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it.

Even though I live in America more, I feel like when I go to Adelaide, that's when I get to go home.

The reason I stop playing songs is usually because I get sick of them, and then they find themselves back into the set list at some point.

I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.

I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up, and I haven't changed my music one iota. It's just much easier to do this when people are being nice to you.

I'm not really a strange person or anything, so if there's music I like, usually there's other people who like it too.