That God has managed to survive the inanities of the religions that do Him homage is truly a miraculous proof of His existence.

The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people.

Innocent people can get into terrible jams, too. One false move and you're in over your head.

Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting somebody and falling in love. And when that remarkable thing happened, I was going to recite poetry to her for hours about how her heart's an angel's wing and her hair the strings of a heavenly harp. Instead I got drunk and hollered at her and called her a harpy.

He was in love with life as an ant on a summer blade of grass.

Three years ago, the white hope of the theatre. Today, a mug. That's New York for you. Puts you on a Christmas tree, and then - the alley.

I'll tell you a secret. We live in a mad and inspiring world.