The only practical way yet discovered by the world for curing its ills is to forget about them.

Out of the seventy movies I've written some ten of them were not entirely waste product.

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different.

The rule in the art world is: you cater to the masses or you kowtow to the elite; you can't have both.

That God has managed to survive the inanities of the religions that do Him homage is truly a miraculous proof of His existence.

He was in love with life as an ant on a summer blade of grass.

Three years ago, the white hope of the theatre. Today, a mug. That's New York for you. Puts you on a Christmas tree, and then - the alley.