May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
All other things being equal, greens break to the west.
Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.
The greatest pleasure is obtained by improving.
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.