Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.