I don't believe the most successful people are the ones who got the best grades, got into the best schools, or made the most money.

Emperor Sid Caesar is gone to eternity himself now. He takes with him the gratitude of every one of us who first learned the relief of laughter from this genuinely great performer.

If there's a recession, I'd buy stocks. That's when you make money: when markets are spooked.

Nothing happens by itself... it all will come your way, once you understand that you have to make it come your way, by your own exertions.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are a citizen.

I mean it used to be, there was a time … when lynchings of African Americans were not that incredibly rare. Now the lynchings are the police and it's just an outrage.

Science leads you to killing people.