When are American Jews going to realize that the Republican Party is far better for Israel than the Democrats?

I'm not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.

I cannot tell you ... how to be rich. But I can tell you how to feel rich, which is far better, let me tell you firsthand, than being rich. Be grateful... It is the only totally reliable get rich quick scheme.

My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and the sky and the airplanes coming into Reagan. I really love doing that.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are a citizen.

If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace.

Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows.