Life lived to help others is the only life that matters.

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

Hollywood is largely about scammers and con men. It was my main livelihood for about 25 years, and the scams were beautiful and ugly, cheap and expensive, but, wow, were there a lot of scammers.

I'm not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.

Men and women succeed because they find a field of endeavor that matches their interests and abilities.

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.

I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.