The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves.

I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God.

It's a great stretch for me to do my game show. It's very hard. It's not me at all. The only part that's me is sort of when I'm sitting in the booth looking tormented. That's the only part that's the real me.

It isn't the rich people's fault that poor people are poor. Poor people who get an education and work hard in this country will stop being poor. That should be the goal for all poor people everywhere.

If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.

You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what you think you cannot

The poor black people in it make the black people in Gone With the Wind look like Malcolm X.