Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

When you're doing a comedy and you want to somehow satirise people who are taking themselves seriously, I think the most serious genre is the thing you're going to get the most out of. If you're trying to satirise a comedy, it's hard to do that - it doesn't really work as well. But I love the war movie genre and I'm a fan of all those movies that are part of what this movie is.

It's important that we came here, just to touch base here in this great country... When I was about 16 I came with my dad for a couple of weeks and had a great time and I've wanted to come back, it's been way too long. So, I'm very happy to be here and I want to come back longer with the rest of my family.

I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family.

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.