As a kid I had dreams about being successful, thinking it would be cool. Then, when I was in my 20s, I really thought I had it much more figured out than I do now.

I don't have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don't have a master plan in that way.

It's hard to maintain a sense of dignity in an audition. I have done so many auditions where I've put it out there and have been met with that kind of blank stare - "Great! Thanks! OK! Great work! Thanks for coming in!" At the door I'm thinking, 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

If you look at my eyes when I'm dancing, you'll see that glazed look.

Fashion is so over the top.

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.