I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.

I'm Jewish, but my mom's Catholic, so the guilt area is covered. I have the highest expectations, along with the lowest. I tried to put as much of myself as possible in Reality Bites, but in terms of my humor, I'm still trying to figure out what my sensibility is. It's a process, really. I don't feel like I have a very clear idea of what I'm supposed to be, or even of how people perceive me, except that I got put into this Generation X file.

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.

When I didn't have a family, I was much more of a workaholic. I still like to work, but I also want to be home with them. As you get older, you realize you need balance. If it's not fun, what's the point?