I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.

I love history. I'm very interested by it and I think it's great to have a movie that brings it alive in a way. It's sort of that romanticized version of it.

Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.

All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She's [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

I don't play hockey at all. I'm not comfortable on skates.