Silence is the mother of truth.
I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.
When a man fell into his anecdotage it was a sign for him to retire from the world.
The services in wartime are fit only for desperadoes, but in peace are only fit for fools.
A canter is the cure for all evil.
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.