In great cities men are brought together by the desire of gain. They are not in a state of co-operation, but of isolation, as to the making of fortunes; and for all the rest they are careless of neighbors.

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.

'A sound Conservative government,' said Taper, musingly. 'I understand: Tory men and Whig measures.'

Customs may not be as wise as laws, but they are always more popular.

To supervise people, you must either surpass them in their accomplishments or despise them.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

Beauty and health are the chief sources of happiness.