There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse

Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.

There can be economy only where there is efficiency.

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.