Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.
We make our fortunes and we call them fate.
One should conquer the world, not to enthrone a man, but an idea; for ideas exist forever.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
All is race - there is no other truth.
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.