Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.

You can't tell anyone anything. You have to teach people for them to remember. Let the person experience what you are teaching and they will learn.

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

My refusing to eat meat occasioned inconveniency, and I have been frequently chided for my singularity. But my light repast allows for greater progress, for greater clearness of head and quicker comprehension.

Mary's mouth cost her nothing for she never opens it but at others' expense.

And as to the Cares, they are chiefly what attend the bringing up of Children; and I would ask any Man who has experienced it, if they are not the most delightful Cares in the World; and if from that Particular alone, he does not find the Bliss of a double State much greater, instead of being less than he expected.

Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them.