In every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one.

Those who would give up liberty for safety deserve neither.

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.

Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither.

You and I were long friends: you are now my enemy, and I am yours.

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

Rich widows are the only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices.