I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

The things of this world take up too much of my time, of which indeed I have too little left, to undertake anything like a reformation in religion.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

No man ought to own more property than needed for his livelihood; the rest, by right, belonged to the state.

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. When it comes to investing, nothing will pay off more than educating yourself. Do the necessary research, study and analysis before making any investment decisions.

Eat what you like, but dress for other people.