I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

Take care of the halfpence and pence, and the shillings and pounds will take care of themselves.

Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them.

He that scatters thorns, let him not go barefoot.

I have sometimes almost wished it had been my destiny to be born two or three centuries hence.

The apostle Paul very seriously advised Timothy to put some wine in his water for health's sake, but not one of the apostles nor any of the holy fathers have ever recommended putting water in wine

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.