I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.

Take a coin from your purse and invest it in your mind. It will come pouring out of your mind and overflow your purse.

We are all born without knowledge, but curious. With curiosity we should be able to learn as much as possible. With curiosity, it has to take a lot of work to remain ignorant.

Life is rather a state of embryo, a preparation for life; a man is not completely born till he has passed through death.

Much Virtue in Herbs, little in Men.