I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Men take more pains to mask than mend.
He that won't be counseled can't be helped. He that would have a short Lent, let him borrow Money to be repaid at Easter.
Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.
Hear no ill of a friend, nor speak any of an enemy.
Remember, that money is of the prolific, generating nature.