If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Families ought to be noisy.
Many a long dispute among divines may be thus abridged: It is so; It is not so. It is so; it is not so.
When women cease to be handsome, they study to be good.
Better slip with foot than tongue.
Our whole life is but a greater and longer childhood.