There is nothing so absurd as knowledge spun too fine.
If you have something to do tomorrow, do it today.
There is none deceived but he that trusts.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor.
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.