Some make Conscience of wearing a Hat in the Church, who make none of robbing the Altar.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Repeal that [welfare] law, and you will soon see a change in their manners. ... Six days shalt thou labor, though one of the old commandments long treated as out of date, will again be looked upon as a respectable precept; industry will increase, and with it plenty among the lower people; their circumstances will mend, and more will be done for their happiness by inuring them to provide for themselves, than could be done by dividing all your estates among them.

I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.

For Age and Want save while you may; No morning Sun lasts a whole day.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.