Be neither silly, nor cunning, but wise
A change of fortune hurts a wise man no more than a change of the moon.
Truth and sincerity have a certain distinguishing native lustre about them which cannot be perfectly counterfeited; they are like fire and flame, that cannot be painted.
Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe.
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.
The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant female.