There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
The only certain things in life are death and taxes!
The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant female.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.