Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves.

A man separated from his reflective belt is no man at all.

If you have time don't wait for time.

It is the man and woman united that makes the complete human being. Separate she lacks his force of body and strength of reason; he her softness, sensibility and acute discernment. Together they are most likely to succeed in the world.

One day is worth a thousand tomorrows.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Since I cannot govern my own tongue, though within my own teeth, how can I hope to govern the tongue of others?