Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.

There is nothing wrong with retirement as long as one doesn't allow it to interfere with one's work.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other.

A man is not completely born until he is dead.

For Age and Want save while you may; No morning Sun lasts a whole day.

Finding myself to exist in the world, I believe I shall, in some shape or other, always exist.