You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.

The best way to help the poor is to make them uncomfortable in their own poverty.

That man alone loves himself rightly who procures the greatest possible good to himself through the whole of his existence and so pursues pleasure as not to give for it more than it is worth.

Our whole life is but a greater and longer childhood.

I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.

Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.